love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
