I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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