I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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