Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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