Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just google imaged poop.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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