this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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