it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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