Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I know her cup size but not her name....
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