She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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