This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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