we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
me + whiskey = a bad person
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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