She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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