We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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