Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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