lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Porn is love you can see.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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