I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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