where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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