why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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