only if we run a train.
done.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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