i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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