Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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