yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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