Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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