I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just google imaged poop.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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