Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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