Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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