Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
try to milk me bitch
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