it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
where are you?
Hypothermia
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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