please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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