my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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