i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
The adults are the big ones right?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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