One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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