The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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