I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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