He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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