he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Randomize
