I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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