so let's talk penis.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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