Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
