New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
try to milk me bitch
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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