will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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