Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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