Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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