just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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