the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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