It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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