Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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