I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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