The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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