are you still at the devil's house?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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