Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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